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The Girl and the robot & Tricky Tricky please :)
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I have some jokes for you!
A: Why did the baker have dirty hands?
B: Because it kneaded a poo!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
A: Why did Hitler commit suicide?
B: Because he looked at his gas bill!
A: Why does the Flamingo stand on one leg?
B: Because if it didn't, it'd fall over!
Like some people, I have also had a haircut :)
I have a fringe now.
I don't even know what I'm talking about here, but it's my first entry since FOREVERZ so forgive.
Me & Paul-san are good, still seeing each other every 2 weeks.
We're coping fine :)
ZOMG! I have Sea Monkeys!
I have 9 at the moment, I'm a proud mother of 9. I got them because I felt it was a missed part of my childhood :P
I've cancelled my Specsavers contact lenses cause they're quite a rip off for £13 a month AND I have a million bottles of their solution anyways.
I bought some blue and green contacts so hopefully they will be quite fun! :D
Lets just hope they show up on my poop brown eyes.
Anyways I'm going to head off now. I have loads of random shizzle to say but I'll just throw them in next time I LJ which hopefully will be very soooooon.
ZOMG, some time again Mally skipped through my LJs and read bits and bobs, and she noticed that I mention food in 99.9% of all my entrys.
I didn't believe it before but it's the truth, she no lai man.
I found it funny :P
Bai Guys x
Unfortunately you are a very cruel person, vindictive and brooding. You are never happy just swatting a housefly, you must remove all of its legs before flushing it down the toilet.
Haha!
You tend to burst into tears at the strangest of moments, seem to be (and are to a certain extent) unstable, and are untidy. Not someone you would like to share an apartment or house with.
What the heck is wrong with me?
Bladder disorders, cystitis, urination difficulties (mainly directioning it), spots on your ass, prostate trouble, PMT.
CYSTITIS & PMT! That's me!
Anyways rambling, ciao xXx
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